Safety tip

The blog planned for this time slot has been delayed for something important from current news.

A safety tip for Siberian Huskies who swim.

Espeically where there is ice under the water.

First, don't swim there!

What the heck are you thinking? You're not a polar bear!

If you're that starved you won't be able to catch a seal anyway.

Second, you're also not the Unsinkable Molly Brown.

If that ice pokes a hole in your tummy, you're in trouble!

Maybe that other dog that you jump on and roll and generally harass will come to save you.

And maybe he won't!

If he doesn't, you're the Titanic!

If you're really lucky, he'll help you and you'll just be the Explorer.

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Yesterday the cruise ship M.S. Explorer hit ice and sank.

She was owned by Canadians, eh?

Who probably don't know anything about icebergs.

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I don't know why you'd want to swim, anyway.

But if you do, watch out for things that can poke your tummy!

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p.s.  Also watch out for rampaging monkeys and drive-thrus where they don't ask if you want fries with that.

-- photos from Wikipedia