I don't know what that is. But maybe there's also a thing called the Dog-mic Paw.
I don't know what that is, either. But maybe it's, like, you put your paw on my back and somedoggy else will put their paw on your back.
Or you make me wear funny things, somebody else will make you wear funny things.
Remember two posts ago I showed pictures of poor, pathetic Huskies being forced to wear antler headbands? Well, the Human Assistant got his turn to look dopey too:
(Did Cheyenne make a rude sound? She's debarked. So she makes strange sounds. Or is Santa just surprised because he forgot his glasses?)
These are four of the dogs at the shelter. The ones that the Human Assistant likes best, I guess. The shelter had an open house. They wanted people to come and donate some money and have a picture taken of their pet with Santa.
Not very many people came. I think they knew that this Santa is real stingy! But he donated money to have his picture taken with his buddies. Not his real buddies! Which is me. His shelter buddies.
Although I think he wants to foster Cheyenne. Which would make her not a shelter buddy anymore. She's at the house again today! That makes three times he's brought her here!
She doesn't like being part of the pack. So we'll see.
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