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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Oh Cur Rences

All summer there was nothing going on.  Except for dopey Mancha coming here.  I still don't understand why the Human Assistant brought her here.

She would jump the fence.  Fine!  Let her go!  But, no.  H.A. would go out front and open the car door.  Mancha would come running and jump in the car.  H.A. would walk her back in the house.


Either H.A. should have let her go.  Or she shouldn't have come running back.  What sense does any of that make?

Anyway.  Things started happening in the fall.  But would H.A. help me write about them?  No.  So here are the ones I can remember.
October 31    My Gotchaversary
November 2    Mancha adopted !!!
November 2    Sally Violet (Lucy) died
November 10    Alizé's birthday
November 17    Human Assistant's birthday
November 28    Mystique's birthday
December 7 - 9    Cheyenne came for visit
December 12    I'll tell you next time
December 14-16    Cheyenne came for visit
December 17    Colorado seized 100 sled dogs
Here is something coming up.  Be sure to mark your calendars!
December 25         Equation of Time is zero
Here are some notes about these oh-cur-rences:

10/31 - The H.A. says he doesn't quite remember what day my gotchaversary was.  So October 31 is the day he made a page for me at dogster.com.  He says it's also a day when scary things happen.  I don't know what he means by that.

11/2 - We GOT RID OF MANCHA !!!  What a relief!

H.A. says he thinks it will be a good home for her.  Fine, fine.  Whatever!

I mentioned Lucy (Sally Violet) a couple of times ago.  That was sad for people at the shelter, I guess.

11/10 - We know Alizé's birthday pretty close.  We know when she was bought at a pet store, anyway.  So H.A. did something like subtract 10 weeks from that.  Again.  Whatever.

11/28 - It was dopey to bring Mystique here.  But she had fun with Jägermeister, that's for sure.  I think she was born at the Colorado Humane Society.  Or anyway, they knew her birthday.

12/7-9 and 12/14-16 - I'll tell more about Cheyenne later.

12/17 - The Human Assistant will tell me why he put this here sometime.  He says.

12/25 - He also says this is one of the days of the year when your clocks tell the right time.  Which is the time that your sundial says.  At noon your clocks could be wrong by a half-hour.  It depends on where in your time zone you live.  But sometime during the day they'll be right.  Probably.  Says the H.A.

I don't know what that all means.  But we don't have any clocks in the house anyway.  Or sundials.  Maybe we should get a sundial, whatever that is.  It's bound to be better than getting another dog!

The Human Assistant and I hope you feel caught up now.  Which is better than feeling caught.  He says we'll write again soon!



nl1990 said...

Tucker, I'm very happy you and H.A. are back...and I'm curious about Cheyenne...


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage said...

The Herd is khurious...

~nancy is khurious...

Of khourse, I was already khurious...




Tucker said...

Cheyenne isn't here. :-P

Anonymous said...

...and nancy's sister is curious, as well.

God Jul to you all!


The Thundering Herd said...

Khyra already said it for us - The Herd is curious.

The Thundering Herd said...

Khyra already said it for us - The Herd is curious.