MaxFund swag, 2

Здесь Синджин.  I mean, is Sinjin here!  ☺  The rest of us doggies get to do a couple of posts because Tucker (Таккер) went on a long ride with the Big Guy yesterday.

He came back looking and smelling funny. Maybe he finally went to see Diane the Doggroomer! A friend came over today and said, "Oh, Tucker, aren't you byooteefull!"  ​Heehee!

Awhile back, the Big Guy used a photo of Lucy counter surfing as his avatar on the online forum for MaxFund volunteers.

It looked like Lucy might have been washing dishes, so one silly volunteer asked whether Lucy does windows. Well. Remember when Lucy licked the piano?

Much later the B.G. got a couple of pictures of her licking door jam. It wasn't on the door, though. It was on the wall. So he posted one of those pictures and said that Lucky did walls.

Back to current events. After B.G. posted the first water bottle pictures to the MaxFund forum, the silly volunteer asked whether Tucker and I do windows.

And this was his reply:

Sinjin - Do you do windows?
Tucker - Windows I don't.  ​Doors.
Sinjin - You do doors well!  ​Nodoggy can get through you!

Tucker - Is hard work.  ​Must rest often.  ​Drink often.
Sinjin - From your MaxFund water bottle?
Tucker - Yes.  ​MaxFund.
Sinjin - I do windows!
Tucker - Doing how?

Sinjin - Breathe on, lick.  ​Wipe with nose.

Tucker - Thirsty work.
Sinjin - I must drink often from my MaxFund bottles!
Tucker - Yes.  ​MaxFund.
Sinjin - I'll trade you these two soft, chewy bottles for that hard one!
Tucker - Hmmm.

Sinjin - They're older.  ​No telling what stinky stuff is inside!
Tucker - Yes.  ​Stinky.


Tucker - I will keep shiny new bottle!

Come to think of it, Таккер the saber-claw has shorter tootsienails now, too!

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