mr_ed: Write slogans! An online blogger for Wired magazine wants to know whether someone out there can write a better NASA slogan (or "Core Message" - part of a new "NASA Message Construct") than "NASA explores for answers that power our future." Read about it (and post your genius-ness) at Wired and on this blog and probably many others. I saw some entries I liked:
- What's up?
- To boldly go.
- Looking for Alice Kramden.
- Making maps to the stars' homes.
- Never-ending Ascent to Scientific Achievement.
- Someone else's UFO.
- Lets do launch!
- Like satellite TV? You're welcome!
- I find your lack of faith disturbing.
- Always in motion is the future.
- That's no moon. It's a space station.
- Who you gonna call when the ice caps melt?
- Paparazzi to the really BIG stars!
- Keeping space safe for democracy.
- Rebels against the law of gravity.
- We spent the Soviets to oblivion.
- Yeah, and we fixed Hubble, too!
- Please God, don't let us screw up.
- Because you trust China even less.
- Open the pod bay doors, Lisa [Nowak].
- Who moved my green cheese?
- Soylent Green is AAARGHHHHHH!
3 comments:
Those are pretty funny. :-)
Kat
Don't encourage him!
Human Assistant said Red Skelton used to say this: "I just tell 'em, I don't explain 'em." ::snort::
"Open the pod bay doors, Lisa." refers to Lisa Nowak. She's the ex-astronaut who stalked another astronaut's wife. Human Assistant is too cere-whatever!
Another one he liked:
- You can help us reach the heavens, or you can go to hell.
More that he thought of:
- How else do you find water on Mars?
- Makin' the 'hood just a little bit bigger.
- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
- Aren't you curious?
I would shrug if I could.
Ha roo! Those are pretty good!
Hugs,
Sitka
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