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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Launch a new career!

mr_ed:  Write slogans! An online blogger for Wired magazine wants to know whether someone out there can write a better NASA slogan (or "Core Message" - part of a new "NASA Message Construct") than "NASA explores for answers that power our future." Read about it (and post your genius-ness) at Wired and on this blog and probably many others. I saw some entries I liked:
  • What's up?
  • To boldly go.
  • Looking for Alice Kramden.
  • Making maps to the stars' homes.
  • Never-ending Ascent to Scientific Achievement.
  • Someone else's UFO.
  • Lets do launch!
  • Like satellite TV? You're welcome!
  • I find your lack of faith disturbing.
What, serious you expected? A few from me, possibly borrowed from a movie (like that last one, courtesy of Darth Vader):
  • Always in motion is the future.
  • That's no moon. It's a space station.
  • Who you gonna call when the ice caps melt?
  • Paparazzi to the really BIG stars!
  • Keeping space safe for democracy.
  • Rebels against the law of gravity.
  • We spent the Soviets to oblivion.
  • Yeah, and we fixed Hubble, too!
  • Please God, don't let us screw up.
  • Because you trust China even less.
  • Open the pod bay doors, Lisa [Nowak].
  • Who moved my green cheese?
  • Soylent Green is AAARGHHHHHH!
Your turn!


Steve, Kat, & Wilbur said...

Those are pretty funny. :-)


Tucker said...

Don't encourage him!

Human Assistant said Red Skelton used to say this: "I just tell 'em, I don't explain 'em." ::snort::

"Open the pod bay doors, Lisa." refers to Lisa Nowak. She's the ex-astronaut who stalked another astronaut's wife. Human Assistant is too cere-whatever!

Another one he liked:
- You can help us reach the heavens, or you can go to hell.

More that he thought of:
- How else do you find water on Mars?

- Makin' the 'hood just a little bit bigger.

- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

- Aren't you curious?

I would shrug if I could.

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Ha roo! Those are pretty good!