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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Dogmic Paw

The Human Assistant says there's something called the Car-mic Wheel.

I don't know what that is.  But maybe there's also a thing called the Dog-mic Paw.

I don't know what that is, either.  But maybe it's, like, you put your paw on my back and somedoggy else will put their paw on your back.

Or you make me wear funny things, somebody else will make you wear funny things.

Remember two posts ago I showed pictures of poor, pathetic Huskies being forced to wear antler headbands?  Well, the Human Assistant got his turn to look dopey too:

MaxFund's Queen with Human Assistant Santa
Queen
MaxFund's Sam with Human Assistant Santa
Sam
MaxFund's Mambo with Human Assistant Santa
Mambo
MaxFund's Cheyenne with Human Assistant Santa
Cheyenne


(Did Cheyenne make a rude sound?  She's debarked.  So she makes strange sounds.  Or is Santa just surprised because he forgot his glasses?)

These are four of the dogs at the shelter.  The ones that the Human Assistant likes best, I guess.  The shelter had an open house. They wanted people to come and donate some money and have a picture taken of their pet with Santa.

Not very many people came.  I think they knew that this Santa is real stingy!  But he donated money to have his picture taken with his buddies.  Not his real buddies!  Which is me.  His shelter buddies.

Although I think he wants to foster Cheyenne.  Which would make her not a shelter buddy anymore.  She's at the house again today!  That makes three times he's brought her here!

She doesn't like being part of the pack.  So we'll see.

And YES, these are ...

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WEARING  A  DISGUISE !

HIDING  BEHIND  DOGS !

Now, these documentary pictures of H.A. are more rare than any ever taken of the Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, or autopsies of aliens!

And only our lucky readers can get these priceless images here!

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Operators are standing by!

They have to stand by!

We don't give them any chairs!

HAPPY  HOWLIDAYS !

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7 comments:

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Happy HOWLidays to ALL of WOO...

Inkhluding your Human Assistant!

What special khanines woo shared!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra & Her Mom
PeeEssWoo: Not debarked??? Mom and I will NEVER furget how that sounds. It still makes our flesh khrawl...

Khady Lynn said...

Awwww! I think it's sweet your H.A. volunteered to be Santa to help the pups. I hope they can all find loving homes.

D.K. Wall said...

Excellent of your H.A. to be Santa for some shelter pups. We love it.

Anonymous said...

Nice to see the HA! And thank him for making the shelter pups feel special...

diane

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