Just walk in front of me, fat man ... just walk in front...!
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Thursday, December 25, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
I'm baaaack ... again!
Hey! It's Alizé!
Dad and I wrote most of this on Monday, but he's been so tired that we couldn't finish it up and get it posted. He may be a little sick, I don't know. But here ya go!
I went to "the spa" again Sunday. I had to go because of Tucker, who snapped at me and hurt my eye.
Fortunately I didn't have to stay three weeks this time, only three or four hours. That gave dad time to go buy food and treats for us doggies! And to eat some supper, and then get his camera, and then come get me.
Of course I found the treats in the front seat! Dried tripe! Yum! But he wouldn't let me take the bag into the back seat with me.
So I grabbed the bag of food, but it was too heavy for me to pull. But I thought maybe I could tear a hole in it! It was Sinjin's food. The poor guy has to eat regular old stuff while Tucker and I get special prescription food because dad likes us better.
That's what Tucker says, anyway. But this time Sinjin's food smelled like all kinds of birds like ducks and chickens and quail and turkeys! Wow! Dad says the bag has a picture of wolves chasing ducks.
I wanted some of that! But dad wouldn't let me tear a hole in the bag while we were in the car. But he opened the bag of chicken jerkey and gave me some of that.
You know what? It's kinda hard to eat crumbly stuff when you have some kind of weird thing around your head.
In fact, it's kinda hard to do most things with this weird thing around my head. So I make sure to follow dad real close and bang into his legs a lot! tee hee!
Once I t-boned Sinjin and pinned him against the kitchen cabinets. He didn't know what to do to get out of it, so dad helped him.
Tucker's really annoyed with my head thingie. Well, so am I! It seems like everything in our house and yard has moved a little bit, and I keep running into things that I didn't used to.
And dad puts goop in my eye. I shut my eyes really tight, but that just makes him poke his finger in my eye. Which makes me close it really really tight! Then he pokes two fingers in my eye, it seems like.
So everybody be good so this doesn't happen to you!
⨇lizé
Dad and I wrote most of this on Monday, but he's been so tired that we couldn't finish it up and get it posted. He may be a little sick, I don't know. But here ya go!
I went to "the spa" again Sunday. I had to go because of Tucker, who snapped at me and hurt my eye.
 Is someone here to rescue me? |
 Okay! Let's go! |
Fortunately I didn't have to stay three weeks this time, only three or four hours. That gave dad time to go buy food and treats for us doggies! And to eat some supper, and then get his camera, and then come get me.
Of course I found the treats in the front seat! Dried tripe! Yum! But he wouldn't let me take the bag into the back seat with me.
So I grabbed the bag of food, but it was too heavy for me to pull. But I thought maybe I could tear a hole in it! It was Sinjin's food. The poor guy has to eat regular old stuff while Tucker and I get special prescription food because dad likes us better.
That's what Tucker says, anyway. But this time Sinjin's food smelled like all kinds of birds like ducks and chickens and quail and turkeys! Wow! Dad says the bag has a picture of wolves chasing ducks.
I wanted some of that! But dad wouldn't let me tear a hole in the bag while we were in the car. But he opened the bag of chicken jerkey and gave me some of that.
You know what? It's kinda hard to eat crumbly stuff when you have some kind of weird thing around your head.
In fact, it's kinda hard to do most things with this weird thing around my head. So I make sure to follow dad real close and bang into his legs a lot! tee hee!
Once I t-boned Sinjin and pinned him against the kitchen cabinets. He didn't know what to do to get out of it, so dad helped him.
Tucker's really annoyed with my head thingie. Well, so am I! It seems like everything in our house and yard has moved a little bit, and I keep running into things that I didn't used to.
And dad puts goop in my eye. I shut my eyes really tight, but that just makes him poke his finger in my eye. Which makes me close it really really tight! Then he pokes two fingers in my eye, it seems like.
So everybody be good so this doesn't happen to you!
⨇lizé
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Ummm - excuse me?
It's bad enough that the Human Assistant hasn't posted anything for me for a long time. (Oh, he started about three different ones but didn't finish them.)
But last night he went to bed and forgot me! As in, shut the door and left me outside! Abandoned me! And it was 16° F last night! And even colder in centigrade! -9° C !!!
[mr_ed: Yeah, but it was 264 K.]
And it was snowing! Did I mention it was snowing ‽‽‽
[mr_ed: Not inside the garage, it wasn't.]
H.A. took some pictures today. He said this is probably what I looked like last night. Except it was dark, so he didn't see me to tell me to come in.
I don't care. That's gotta be abuse or something. I didn't have a nice carpet, kitchen floor, or doggy bed to sleep on. (I need all three during the course of a night.)
Anyway. It was only about five hours. And I found a frozen poop that I brought in the garage and chewed on. So it wasn't real boring.
Here are some pictures from last Friday night. That was our second snow of the season. So this post actually started out being called Second snow. Which was because there was another post before called First snow. Which, believe it or else, was after our first snow of the season.
H.A. tried using a "night" setting on his dopey little camera. Most of the pictures turned red. Also, the flash would go off three times. So some of the pictures have ghosts!
I thought they were too dopey to show. But I will anyway. It's what we have. I gotta use what we got if H.A. is only going to help me write a post once every ninety-eleven days.
I made the H.A. take most of the red out of most of the photos. But not that second one. So you could see how dopey the camera made the pictures.
Anyway. That's all for now.
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Oh! Happy birthday to Burger King!
But last night he went to bed and forgot me! As in, shut the door and left me outside! Abandoned me! And it was 16° F last night! And even colder in centigrade! -9° C !!!
[mr_ed: Yeah, but it was 264 K.]
And it was snowing! Did I mention it was snowing ‽‽‽
[mr_ed: Not inside the garage, it wasn't.]
H.A. took some pictures today. He said this is probably what I looked like last night. Except it was dark, so he didn't see me to tell me to come in.
 My eyelids are getting heavy. |
 I am getting sleepy.... |
 sleepy.... |
I don't care. That's gotta be abuse or something. I didn't have a nice carpet, kitchen floor, or doggy bed to sleep on. (I need all three during the course of a night.)
Anyway. It was only about five hours. And I found a frozen poop that I brought in the garage and chewed on. So it wasn't real boring.
Here are some pictures from last Friday night. That was our second snow of the season. So this post actually started out being called Second snow. Which was because there was another post before called First snow. Which, believe it or else, was after our first snow of the season.
 Not too much red in this photo. |
 LOTS of red in this photo! |
 It was a dark and stormy night ... |
 with ghosts! |
 Alizé‽ Where are you‽ |
 Coming! |
 Outside - no snow on Sinjin. |
 Inside - snow on Sinjin! |
H.A. tried using a "night" setting on his dopey little camera. Most of the pictures turned red. Also, the flash would go off three times. So some of the pictures have ghosts!
I thought they were too dopey to show. But I will anyway. It's what we have. I gotta use what we got if H.A. is only going to help me write a post once every ninety-eleven days.
I made the H.A. take most of the red out of most of the photos. But not that second one. So you could see how dopey the camera made the pictures.
Anyway. That's all for now.
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Oh! Happy birthday to Burger King!
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