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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Here's another thing

Yeah, I remember something. I've been bugging the Human Assistant to write another post for just days now! But actually it's not that big of a deal. It's about that other dog I have to put up with.

Alizé came here on June 21, 2008. H.A. says it doesn't seem like it's been that long. But it sure feels like it to me! So she had a fosterversary last month.

Thank dog she's almost ready to put up for adoption! H.A. says as soon as he knows her thigh-roid levels are good, then it will be time tell the shelter that she's as adoptable as she'll ever be.

(What's a thigh-roid? An android leg bone? I didn't know Alizé had one of those!)

I'm willing to help with a description! Here's what I've come up with so far:
OLD DOG NEEDS NEW HOME
Bad hips, no thigh-roid function, some history of skin problems. All but blind but easily gets food from countertops when nobody's home and can open bags and bins of dog food. Diabetic, must check blood sugar at least twice a day and give shots. Checking three or four times is better (middle of the day, middle of the night). Cataracts requiring eye drops. Stops screaming at being left home after a few minutes. Very loving at times. Looking forward to a home where she doesn't annoy the other dogs.
H.A. helped me with it. He made some suggestions. He says it's pretty good and describes her very well! Accuracy is important so adopters don't get ¡surprised! when they get home with their new dog.

I like the part where the human has to get off his backside to check Alizé's blood sugar so much. The human feels bad so it's a great time to beg for treats!

Let me know if you have any suggestions about the description so she'll get outta here faster!

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5 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

So, did woo paw your applikhation fur her yet?

Me thinks woo like her too much to part with!

I'm just sayin'! ! !

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Army of Four said...

Well, it's better if a girl has thigh-roids because if a boy gets them, then there him-roids and I've heard those can be very painful.
Hee hee hee.
Love,
Ammy

The Thundering Herd said...

After Ammy's comment, do you really expecting anything to top that?

Tucker said...

I can't top it. Ammy's good!

But maybe Dan Aack-roid could...!

Angel said...

Mom wonders how Alize could ever find a better home than she has now. She sure hopes that whoever keeps the MaxFund dog bios up-to-date doesn't keep "forgetting" to post any Alize-bios that are submitted, tee hee!